Monday, 18 January 2010

bro code

bro code #1 - though shalt not sleep with yo bro's ex girlfriend/boyfriend

bro code #2 - bro's before hoe's

bro code #3 - never drink the last beer, unless you've been granted permission and then it's OK

bro code #4 - if a chick/guy falls into the following criteria, she is off limits until the end of time;
  • (s)he's your bro's ex
  • your bro has informed you that he wants her
  • (s)he's your bro's sister/brother

ofcourse if its a cousin then (s)he's up for grabs, and you can rub it in your bro's face in years to come.

bro code #5 - never diss a bro after losing a crushing game

bro code #6 - whether or not a bro cares about sport, a bro cares about sport

bro code #7 - a bro in a relationship will always wing for a single bro

bro code #8 - take one for the team

bro code #9 - a true bro will break the news if another bros girl/guy is caught cheating

bro code #10 - a bro should never disclose the sexual history of another bro to a chick/guy

bro code #11 - it is your resonsibility to help a bro move

bro code #12 - NEVER LEAVE A BRO HANGING

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