love

I love you like kings love queens
like gay geneticists love designer genes
I need you like new orleans needs a drought
like hitlers father needed to learn to pull out
and i want you
yeah, like a lawyer/mathematician wants some kind of proof
and i want you
yeah, like JFK wanted a car with a roof
because love is taking that dive
and getting really comfortable
and peeing in the pool
and love is..
real life porn, minus all the stuff that makes porn cool
and love is a homeless guy
searching for treasure in the middle of the rain, and
finding a bag of gold coins and even though he slowly
finds our they're chocolate and even though he's heart broken
he can't complain because
he was hungry in the first place
because i love you like dora loves maps
like the popes toilets love holy craps

and i want you
yeah,
LIKE ANNE FRANK WANTED NOBODY TO READ HER FUCKING DIARY
BECAUSE A DIARYS A COLLECTION OF SECRET THINGS NOBODIES SUPPOSED TO READ, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE HAVE BREACHED THIS LITTLE GIRLS PRIVACY AFTER SHE WAS CHASED BY NAZIS, YEAH, KICK HER WHILE SHES DOWN